i made this for fun and for your entertainment. 

 if you like this game you can support me on my patreon here: patreon.com/jonprime


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Pretty amusing writing.


how do i play?

Hi TinyRanbowKitten! First, make sure you open Itch and the game window in their own tab, then click on the pink "Run Game" button to open the game window in full screen start playing. After that you'll have to scroll down to start picking options. Let me know if that helps. 


Jon Prime